we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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