Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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