i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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