just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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