so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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