Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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