wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I have post one night stand depression
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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