love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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