To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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