i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I would ride that face into the sunset
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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