Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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