I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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