Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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