: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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