I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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