This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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