just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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