Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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