Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Who died my cat blue again?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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