oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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