lets start a swedish sibling band together
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
