I bet he comes in French.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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