Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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