"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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