just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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