If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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