Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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