Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
