I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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