If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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