Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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