she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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