On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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