we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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