I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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