Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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