Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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