He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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