Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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