As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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