She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
send nudes
from the living room?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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