What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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