we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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