Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
God I need to hump something, right now.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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