my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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