tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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