U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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