I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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