Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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