I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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