Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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