im drinking this country out of the recession.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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