also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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