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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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