weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
