So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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