Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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